cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I look better un-naked...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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