Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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