i just google imaged poop.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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