i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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