i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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