You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Operation Purity has been aborted
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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