So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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