Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize