i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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