Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize