i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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