i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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