PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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