I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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