So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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