oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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