I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I wish there were birth control emojis
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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