I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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