I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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