I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
