i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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