I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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