Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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