How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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