found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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