It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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