Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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