When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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