the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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