Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
bring money and cleavage
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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