I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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