No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?Â
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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