oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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