real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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