Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize