I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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