When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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