i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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