My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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