We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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