I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Boobs are out for the taking
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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