Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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