She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
