if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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