$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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