Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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