I feel great
I just peed on a car
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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