Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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