So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
don't judge my taste in strippers
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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