haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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