We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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