its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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