I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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