So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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