I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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