I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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